Thursday, November 19, 2009

2009 Word of the Year



admonish transitive verb
Date: 14th century
1 a : to indicate duties or obligations to b : to express warning or disapproval to especially in a gentle, earnest, or solicitous manner
2 : to give friendly earnest advice or encouragement to

Choice of Merriam-Webster.
Story by the Associated Press.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Poem Not By Me


Homework! Oh, Homework!

Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you
away in the sink.
If only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're last on my list.
I simply can't see
why you even exist.
If you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!

by Jack Prelutsky

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Metaphor Examples



metaphor - the application of a word or phrase to somebody or something that is not meant literally but to make a comparison.

"The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth.

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same.

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Examples:

•No man is an island —John Donne

•For ever since that time you went away
I've been a rabbit burrowed in the wood —Maurice Sceve

•Life is a beach.

•Who captains the ship of state?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Breakfast of Biscuits and Gravy



The old man, as always, listened to the radio before retiring for the night. A double play reminiscent of those made famous by the Tinker to Evers to Chance poem written just over two decades earlier ended the Cardinals broadcast and he had grown tired of hearing more static than music. He climbed into his side of the bed and settled in the cavity of the mattress he had shared with his wife, his Beth, for the better part of their 45-year marriage. The staccato melody of the crickets just outside the screened window helped put him to sleep in short order.

After only a few hours he awoke. A lifetime of toiling in his fields and working at the lumber yard in the town miles away had left his body a repository of pain, and sleep without interruption was only a memory. He arose so as to not awaken his Beth and entered the kitchen with his wealth of time. By now the lone station he could receive and his only link to another world had signed off for the night. His eyes had long ago grown too weak to read without the glasses he and his Beth could ill afford so he would settle again for the pastime that had become his during these hours. He would go to his wood shop and whittle.


(For an article on biscuits & gravy in Dallas restaurants, click here.)

Friday, November 13, 2009

The 4th Annual Dallas International Book Fair


October 29 – November 1, 2009
J. Erik Jonsson Central Library
1515 Young St., Dallas, TX 75201

Short Story Participants:
Sloan Anderson – “The Power of Five”
Barbara Blanks – “Wither, Thou Goest”
Linda Burden – “The Dutiful Wife”
Donald Card – “The Nativity of the First Dragon”
Mei – Wan Chang – “Os Is My Name”
Lori Rader Day – “The Calamities”
Ronnie Edwards – “The One and Only”
Melanie Forbes-Scott – “The Winds of Change”
Shirley Franklin – “A Day of Fun”
Shirley Franklin – A Bestowal of His Grace
Barbara Graettinger – “Toots and the One Legged Rooster”
Aaron Graham – “Loosing Sanity”
Ken Grigg – “Breakfast of Biscuits and Gravy”
Maureen Jones – “A Summer Job”
Leoná – “I Just Didn’t Know”
Tonya Lewis – “Love Lost”
Mary Scarborough – “It Writes Itself”
Rebeca Shidlofsky – “The Piano”
Mamatha Vaddi Sparks – “The Palestinian Dishwasher”
Kena Sosa – “Citizen Arrest”
Marilyn Stacy – “Mark Twain's Words Live On”
Edward Stone – “Appointment”
Edward Stone – “Claim Jumper”
Paul J. Verheyden – “Live to Fight Another Day”
Troy D Young – “A Killing Wind”

Hey Shirley Franklin — you're not supposed to enter but one story. (Shirley is a friend of mine.)

The winners:
English
1st Place Mamatha Vaddi Sparks – “The Palestinian Dishwasher” (Euless)
2nd Place Lori Rader Day – “The Calamities” (Chicago)
3rd Place Barbara Graettinger – “Toots and the One Legged Rooster” (Irving)
Honorable Mention Rosa C Fleming Stevenson – “A Love Story” (Dallas)

The judges:
Dr. Yvonne Jocks, multi-published novelist
Vicki Sapp, Associate Professor of English, Tarrant County community college
David Bedford, Spanish language professor, Texas Christian University
Ivan Mino, Chair of World Languages Department, Tarrant County Community College

The 5th Dallas International Book Fair October 22-24, 2010.

Hyperbole Examples




The above are hyperbola examples.

hyperbole - a deliberate and obvious exaggeration used for effect.

Hyperbole examples include:

These books weigh a ton.
I could sleep for a year.
The path went on forever.
I'm doing a million things right now.
I could eat a horse.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

John Grisham's "Ford County"



New York Times:
Bite-Size Legal Trouble and Suspense
By JANET MASLIN
John Grisham had some story ideas that he didn’t think could sustain full-length narrative. So he did what he customarily does: whatever he wants to. Was anyone at Doubleday going to argue with that?

Mr. Grisham took seven of his unused plot ideas and turned each of them into a sharp, lean tale free of subplots and padding. At an average length of slightly over 40 pages, these narratives are shorter than novellas but longer than conventional short stories. For a fledgling author, this format would be a tough sell; for Mr. Grisham, it’s a vacation from whatever grueling work goes into the construction of fully rigged best sellers. The change invigorates him in ways that show up on the page.

“Ford County” is Mr. Grisham’s only short-story collection. That doesn’t mean he’s put his novelistic instincts aside. This book begins on a light note and ends with a teary one; in between it’s full of tacit suspense that hinges on the bending, breaking and subversion of Mississippi law. Exactly when and how will a tricky legal issue arise? You needn’t see it coming to know it will be there.

In the hive of criminal creativity that is Ford County (the place introduced in Mr. Grisham’s debut novel, “A Time to Kill”) many a citizen seems poised on the brink of trouble. Yet Mr. Grisham often approaches that trouble in wryly humorous fashion, as he does in “Blood Drive,” the book’s opening story. He begins with an emergency: a local named Bailey has been injured in a construction accident in Memphis, and Bailey needs blood donors. Exactly what happened? Nobody’s sure. What work was Bailey doing? Good question. His mother always said he was an assistant foreman, but he turns out to have been a mason’s helper instead.

Soon three stalwarts have been recruited to make a hasty run from Mississippi to Memphis. And it takes remarkably few words for Mr. Grisham to sketch them perfectly. “A hero quickly emerged,” Mr. Grisham writes archly of Wayne Agnor, a k a Aggie, whose ownership of a pickup is his main qualification for the job. The second volunteer is Calvin Marr, conveniently unemployed and eager to see what Memphis is like. The third, the guy nobody wants, is named Roger, and his father seems to volunteer Roger for the job just to get rid of him. Would Roger’s drug history make him a good blood donor? “Needles certainly wouldn’t intimidate him,” Mr. Grisham writes.

Off they go, assured that Roger has quit drinking until Roger produces his first six-pack of beer. (“I did,” he explains. “I quit all the time. Quittin’s easy.”) This leads to drinking, driving, a high-speed escape from a police car and eventually a visit to a Memphis strip club. By the time the three men get to a hospital — one of 10 in Memphis, and not necessarily the right one — it’s after 3 in the morning. Donating blood isn’t possible. Besides, nobody bothered to find out whether Bailey was the injured man’s first or last name.

As “Blood Drive” begins living up to its title, Mr. Grisham leads his threesome down a slippery slope toward life-changing legal consequences. He also leads them into so much trouble that Bailey is the character who emerges least scathed.

Then it’s on to “Fetching Raymond,” another story about a road trip, this one as mysterious in purpose as the Bailey rescue mission was clear. Three no-account Graneys, Inez and two of her sons (one of whom “still lived with his mother because he’d never lived anywhere else, at least not in the free world”), are headed for an unnamed destination. They are making what is apparently a regular pilgrimage for them all.

They’re going to visit a third brother, Raymond, at the prison where he has been spending his family’s scant resources, learning big words (“what the hell is a stipend?” a brother asks), hiring lawyers, firing lawyers and doing some truly terrible writing. Raymond has also insisted on becoming the rare white Delta blues singer on death row.

The death row angle is slipped almost casually into what has until then been a fairly upbeat dysfunctional-family tale. But Mr. Grisham can give his story an unexpected twist without need of a heavy hand. His novels sometimes moralize; these short stories don’t need to because they transform their agendas into pure, vigorous plot. The closing piece, “Funny Boy,” is a poignant account of illness, bigotry and unexpected tenderness, none of it presented as editorializing and all of it incorporated into action.

“Fish Files,” like Mr. Grisham’s most recent novel, “The Associate,” offers an illuminating, blow-by-blow look at the process whereby legal ethics crumble in the face of temptation. A small-town bankruptcy and divorce lawyer gets a potentially lucrative call from a New York hotshot. This causes the Ford County lawyer to access his inner Jimmy Buffett and start dreaming how he can escape to the tropics.

He doesn’t exactly intend to swindle, forge or lie; things just kind of work out that way, as they often do when Mr. Grisham pulls the strings. And if the story winds up as less than a full-fledged drama, it also becomes much more than a well-wrought diversion. Mr. Grisham knows how to make himself eminently readable. In “Ford County” he’s careful to be exacting and informative too.

Also in “Ford County”: “Casino,” in which a Ford County entrepreneur finds it convenient to call himself part of the Yazoo Indian Nation for reasons of casino development and winds up reaping the consequences; “Michael’s Room,” the book’s only faint show of preachiness, in which an unscrupulous defense lawyer who has won a courtroom victory for a pharmaceutical company is given a Dickensian look at how he has affected plaintiff lives; and “Quiet Haven,” the book’s sneakiest story. Why would a nice young man seek work at nursing home after nursing home and keep changing jobs so regularly? The answer isn’t hard to guess, but it’s the tactics that matter. A scam artist can have no better accomplice than Mr. Grisham when it comes to doing the wrong thing but doing it right.

308 pages. Doubleday. $24.

USAToday:
Grisham's story:John Grisham's Ford County, a collection of short stories, enters USA TODAY's Best-Selling Books list at No. 2, an impressive showing for the author whose bread-and-butter is legal thrillers.
Short stories can be a tough sell. Stephen King's 1992 Everything's Eventual is the only short-story collection to make its debut at No. 1 on the list. Charlaine Harris' October release, Grave Secret, is the only other story collection to open at No. 2. A film deal for Grisham's February 2009 thriller, The Associate, which made its debut at No. 1, was announced earlier this year. No word yet on whether the rights to Ford County have been sold. Grisham's next legal thriller from Doubleday, as yet untitled, is set for fall 2010.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Gerunds

Gerunds (-ing)

Gerunds are sometimes called "verbal nouns".

When a verb ends in -ing, it may be a gerund or a present participle. It is important to understand that they are not the same.

When we use a verb in -ing form more like a noun, it is usually a gerund:
•Fishing is fun.

When we use a verb in -ing form more like a verb or an adjective, it is usually a present participle:
•Anthony is fishing.
•I have a boring teacher.

Source: English Club dot com.


A gerund shut out. No place for it in one of my sentences.



Social snobery. A gerund 'cuts' a gerundive.



Kennedy discovers the gerund and leads it back into captivity.



A gerund attacks some peaceful pronouns.

drawings and words stolen from some web site in the U.K.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Average Letters Per Word


“An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and shaved it down till the average is three and a half... I never write ''metropolis'' for seven cents, because I can get the same money for ''city'.' I never write ''policeman',' because I can get the same price for ''cop'.'... I never write ''valetudinarian'' at all, for not even hunger and wretchedness can humble me to the point where I will do a word like that for seven cents; I wouldn't do it for fifteen.”

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Funny Strange Weird Odd Names Part II


Need a name? Take a name. Need two? Get a telephone book.

Preserved
Sassafras
Magnifica
Archibald
Silence
Bronze
Bartholomew
Primrose
Clutter
E. Pluribus Eucalyps
Agony
Xerxes
Poopattana
Humperdink
Trivelpiece
Zoot
Catie
Snydacker
Bethelma
Elphinstone
Othniel
Needa
Brecht
Ectasy
Supply
Bleue
Sugarpie
Thwing
Zezozose
Wetmore
Hilarious
Quaintance
Dreamalee
Fogg
Dilemma
Icenogle
Troutwine
Jenny
Feeblebunny
Ironsides
Eureka
Noway
Wambly
Virtue
Rufus
Cumberbatch
Easy
Hoogeweg
Loser
Zephyr
Pittsnogle
Heatwole
Taffi
Satisfied
Briarwick
Vestibule
Novice
Odor
Clapp
Hooton
Nello
Mertalaine
Etta Cetera
Never
Positive
Zoltan
Arbutus
Rash
Gemorah
Dazzle
Treasure
Rockhelle
Pflugerfish
Joba
Shambles
Fleura
Benway
Funderburk
Nehemiah
Fresca
Climax
Chamade
Java
Dingledime
Overly
Passion
Nosenchuck
Struggles
Fonda
Cogshell
Allegoria
Farina
Uta
Lex
Jarvis
Ferrill
Cash
Osgood
Siobhan
Jacoby
Zöe
Rochester
Obed

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Funny Strange Weird Odd Names Part I


Need a name? Take a name. Need two? Get a telephone book.

Sohn
Luscious
Umslopagaas
Ave Maria
xxxx Senior, Jr.
Funderburk
Nahema
Marmalade
Verbal
Fangboner
Neusbickle
Hildebiddle
Felonious
Elderberry
Carpunky
Pafia
Euphrates
Orange
Winkenwerder
Waffles
Vereneseneckockkrockoff
Gorge
Stufflebeam
Beerwinkle
Strangeways
Obedience
Zilpher
Obadiah
Legitimate
Goliath
Periwinkle
Lemon
Zoda
Constant
Kuhl
First
Sweetest
Early
Escherichia
Lucretia
Welshman
Clydesmith
Honeysuckle
Bugless
Zadfack
Eucalyptus
Beaglehole
Serious
Solomon
A. B. Cees
Oldman
Mountstuart
Hunkapiller
McManingle
Twigpen
Peabody
Faux-Pas Bidet
Teabaggy
Laxness
Pantzaroff
Gaston
Positive
Stop
Yum-Yum
Hogjaw
Odious
Void
Pamplelune
Babblejack
Lazarus
Emancipation Proclamation
Dingle
Houdyawl
Babaloo
Circe
Wertmuller
Liam
Ruckdashel
Quill
Zeus
Micah
Pullyblank
Lucious
Ken Grigg
D'Brickashaw
Funk
Boof
Edwidge
Senator
Vaseline
Lisi
Silver
Quasimodo
Null
Shalimar
Tarantula
Charley
Misconduct
Agnew
Urinal
Cashmere
Succotash
Idris
Fairy

Friday, November 6, 2009

Dallas Public Library


J. Erik Jonsson Central Library
1515 Young Street. Parking garage entrance off Wood Street.