Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Mark Twian's House



USA Today 4/20/2010
100 years after his death, Mark Twain's work still wields power
By Bob Minzesheimer, USA TODAY

HARTFORD, Conn. — Long before he became a best-selling novelist, Wally Lamb visited Mark Twain's 25-room Gothic Revival mansion here.
Lamb, now 59, was a high school sophomore on a field trip from nearby Norwich. He recalls some of his classmates "were engaged by Twain's home and some were not. I suspect I was the only one who felt the author's presence that day, particularly up in the third-floor billiards room, where he wrote."

A century after his death at 74 on April 21, 1910, in Redding, Conn., Twain continues to attract the kind of attention most living writers can only dream about.

The Mark Twain House & Museum in Hartford, which like Twain himself has a boom-and-bust history, crowns him "America's favorite writer."

Museum director Jeffrey Nichols says that's based on "all the interest we see," including 60,000 visitors a year and the fact that his books, not just TheAdventures of Huckleberry Finn and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, but lesser-known works such as What is Man?, remain in print.

"It's a pretty house," Nichols says of the restored, three-story brick structure with ornate woodwork and Tiffany stenciling and glasswork. "But it's the iconic writer who draws people."

At the gift shop in the visitors' center next door, the most popular items aren't jars of wild huckleberry syrup or T-shirts for kids with Twain's subversive quote "Be good and you will be lonesome," but books, new and old, by and about Twain.

His own story is as memorable as those he imagined. Born poor in Missouri in 1835, Samuel Clemens worked as a printer, steamboat captain and prospector before reinventing himself as Mark Twain, lecturer, international travel writer, essayist, novelist, humorist and political commentator.

By current standards, he's no longer a best seller. Since USA TODAY's Best-Selling Books list began in 1993, Twain's masterpiece, Huckleberry Finn, has never been higher than No. 262.

Lamb, author of two Oprah Book Club picks (She's Come Undone and I Know This Much Is True), says, "If Twain were a contestant on the literary equivalent of American Idol, I can't guarantee that he wouldn't be voted off by the public before the big finale." But "he remains America's most influential writer."

Huck Finn's young narrator, "outside of the mainstream, whose dialect tells you where he's from, and who's trying to find his way in a world full of liars and hypocrites," is a prototype for J.D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye and Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird, Lamb says. "Twain certainly has influenced my work. Dolores Price in She's Come Undone is a descendant of Huck."

He remains hugely popular

Twain still is widely read, not just in the USA, but globally, says Shelley Fisher Fishkin, a Stanford professor and author or editor of 33 books on Twain.

"Hundreds of editions of his writings are in print, and new ones are appearing all the time — indeed, new editions of his works are coming out this year in French, German, Japanese and Portuguese."

He's "America's most iconic writer," says Jerome Loving, a Texas A&M professor and author of Mark Twain: The Adventures of Samuel L. Clemens, the latest of more than 20 major biographies.

Twain liked illustrations in his books, but Loving says, "the most memorable icon was the man himself, coifed as he was with that shaggy hair and perennial cigar. He smoked 300 of them a month."

Huck Finn stars a boy willing to "go to hell" for the fugitive slave Jim, "thinking his act of conscience was a criminal act," Loving says. "He applied humor to serious subjects such as slavery, revealing not only its hypocrisy but the absurdity of churchgoing folks to rationalize it."

Huck's frequent use of the n-word — 214 times by one count — has prompted parents and educators to question its use in classrooms and libraries. The American Library Association reports that Huckleberry Finn was the 14th most challenged book in the past decade.

The book's defenders include prominent black writers such as Toni Morrison, who has written that "the cyclical attempts to remove the novel from classrooms extend Jim's captivity on into each generation of readers."

Twain moved to Hartford in 1871 to be near his publisher, and lived here for most of the next 25 years, during which he wrote Huck Finn, Tom Sawyer and A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

Using money his wife inherited, he built a mansion across the lawn from the more modest home of Harriet Beecher Stowe, author of Uncle Tom's Cabin. (It too is a museum.)

Twain's home reflects "the multifaceted complexity of the man and writer," Fishkin says, noting how he had his dining room fireplace built with a divided flue and a window that let him, as she puts it, "bask in the warmth of a raging fire while watching snowflakes fall above it." That image resonates for her: "Underneath the cool, comic surface of work he wrote while he lived there are some pretty searing and fiery criticisms of his society."

It was the family's home until 1896. Twain, his wife and two of his three daughters were in Europe when his eldest daughter, Susy, contracted meningitis and died at home. She was 24. Twain never lived in the house again.

After he sold it in 1903, it became a school, then apartments. It was almost torn down — a local newspaper editor dismissed Twain as a malcontent who merely made fun of everyone — before a group of women saved it in the 1920s. To meet expenses, they leased the first floor to the public library. Restoration began in 1955.

Museum recovers from hard times

In 2003, the addition of a $19 million visitors' center led to a financial crisis for the museum. "Looking back," says Nichols, the director, "it was a bit too big and costly."

Writers, among others, have helped put the museum's budget back in the black, a reminder of Twain's misadventures as a businessman.

On exhibit in the museum is a Paige typesetting machine that Twain invested in heavily. It had 18,000 movable parts; many didn't work. In 1901, after emerging from bankruptcy, Twain advised, "To succeed in business, avoid my example."

On Wednesday, as a fundraiser, the museum will stage a 19th-century séance, which Nichols says will be performed by an illusionist who will "debunk séances and show what trickery was used."

Nichols thinks that would appeal to Twain, "who loved debunking things and had a skeptical interest in spiritualism. But we also know that after his daughter Susy died, he and his wife went to séances. We don't know what happened."

The other two places that employ Twain as a tourist attraction — Elmira, N.Y., his wife's hometown, and Hannibal, Mo., where Twain grew up — also are staging events. Saturday, Elmira will re-enact Twain's burial at Woodlawn Cemetery.

Lamb, who set scenes in Twain's house in his latest novel, The Hour I First Believed, plans his own memorial by "lighting up a cigar, cussing a little and getting a belly laugh or two out of the posturing of our gasbag politicians and commentators. Good Lord, wouldn't Twain have loved the cable news channels?"

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

NPR's Three-Minute Fiction Contest


Don't know much about this. A big thank you to my friend Jim Ehlert for forwarding this link to me.

CLICK HERE.

From "Not That I Care," winner of round one:
There goes our neighbor, Jim, running into the street again.

Hope he didn't get hurt, running into the street.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Heteronyms



Function: noun
Date: circa 1889
: one of two or more homographs (as a bass voice and bass, a fish) that differ in pronunciation and meaning

Also:
sow
lead
project
permit
primer

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Analogies & Metaphores — High School Essays



A great big thank you to John Lamberth who forwarded these to me.

Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays

A large portion of these, if not all of them, are the results of the Style Invitational contest from week 310 (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/invitational/invit990314.htm). This is a humor contest, which asked participants to come up with the bad analogies

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. - Sue Lin Chong, Washington

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. -Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. -Joseph Romm, Washington

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. -Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. -Russell Beland, Springfield

McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. -Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. -Roy Ashley, Washington

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Chuck Smith,Woodbridge

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. -Russell Beland, Springfield

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. -Unknown

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. -Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. -Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. -Jennifer Hart, Arlington

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. -Wayne Goode, Madison,AL

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. -Russell Beland, Springfield

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.-Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.-Unknown

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River. -Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut. -Sandra Hull, Arlington

The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the interview portion of "Jeopardy!" -Jean Sorensen, Herndon

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. -Jerry Pannullo, Kensington

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. -Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. -Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. -John Kammer, Herndon

Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. -Barbara Collier, Garrett Park

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. -Susan Reese, Arlington

It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before. -Marian Carlsson, Lexington

The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton. -J. F. Knowles, Springfield

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. -Jennifer Hart, Arlington

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM. -Paul J. Kocak, Syracuse

The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium. -Unknown

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. -Susan Reese, Arlington

Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser. -Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. -Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. -Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park

Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened. -Sue Lin Chong, Washington

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall. -Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Faulkner House, New Orleans


New Orleans. One of my favorite cities.
The Faulkner House, located at 624 Pirate's Alley in New Orleans, Louisiana, has been declared a national literary landmark since its renovation by owners Joseph J. DeSalvo, Jr. and Rosemary James, Co-founders with W. Kenneth Holditch of The Pirate's Alley Faulkner Society, Inc.
William Faulkner arrived in New Orleans as an unsung poet, and by the time he left for France a year later, he was well on his way to becoming America's most famous novelist. He had written and published his first novel, Soldiers' Pay, within a year of arriving, and had gained inspiration for Mosquitoes, The Wild Palms, and Pylon. To support himself, he wrote a series of poetic sketches about New Orleans, which would later be compiled into a collection, New Orleans Sketches.

Faulkner House Books
Today, Faulkner's ground floor room is occupied by Faulkner House Books, owned and operated by attorney Joseph J. DeSalvo. The bookshop is a sanctuary for fine literature and rare editions, including works of and about Mr. Faulkner.
The shop is located in the French Quarter, just off of Jackson Square, behind the Cabildo and opposite St. Louis Cathedral's rear garden.

William Faulkner won The Nobel Prize in Literature in 1949.

The Cat Files


Dead cat bounce - sharp rise in a stock price after a steep decline. Often the bounce is the result of short-sellers covering their positions at a profit.
"Barron's Dictionary of Finance and Investment Terms

The Autobiography of John Henry Angel


Walking down the narrow, cobblestoned streets beneath the fire escapes of turn-of-the-century tenements, you’ll come upon Mulberry Street, the heart of Little Italy in Lower Manhattan.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Time, Cotton


And then one day it happened. Mrs. Bernadette Lawson decided to take up the game of snooker.

Hint #1.

Hint #2.

Hint #3. Milk $2.38 a gallon.

Coffee Klatch


Ophelia Philpot, come on down!
You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!

But first she had to answer the phone.

A Person of Interest



Homelessness and bowling in sin city.
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Now I'm going to give it away. Some of the story takes place in the huge drainage tunnels beneath Las Vegas. Homeless have taken to living in some of these tunnels. I reported on it in another blog, and someone found the blog! Yes, I know. It's hard to believe. Sometimes people actually read others blogs. Here is the comment left by one:

TimGiangiobbe has left a new comment on your post "Tunnels of Las Vegas":

I have heard of these tunnels from vagabonds that pass through SF.We have the tunnels in old citys that have access blocked but if one is resourceful they have aj adventure.I can remember such an adventure in the 70s and 80s in Seattle and Sacramento.I can remember finding The Buffalo beer frontage and bottles in Sacramento in 73.I am a baby boomer and am homeless in SF sometimes lately.John Joebee Homeless in SF is my blog.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Script Writers & Supervisors


From The Wall Street Journal March 25, 2010

In Movies, to Err Is Human, To Nitpick Is Even More So
A Committed Cadre of Carpers Catches Flubs in Flicks; Rikki Rosen’s Watching
By BARRY NEWMAN

ST. LOUIS—Johnny Depp’s fingernails are dirty when he gets drunk on rum and passes out in the movie “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.” When he wakes up and brings his hands to his face, the fingernails are clean.

Rikki Rosen caught that. She reported it to a Web site in Britain called Movie Mistakes, which does nothing but list mistakes in movies. While Mr. Depp inspects his pirate crew, the sun shines from different directions between cuts. Ms. Rosen also caught that mistake. When Mr. Depp bites into an apple, the bite mark changes shape from shot to shot. Ms. Rosen caught that one, too.

In all, she has reported 293 mistakes in the pirate movie to Movie Mistakes. She has also reported 3,695 mistakes in 181 other movies—including the bit in “War of the Worlds” when Tom Cruise yells “We’re under attack!” and it’s obvious that the inspection sticker previously on his van’s windshield is no longer there.

Ms. Rosen is a 48-year-old with red hair and a bad cold. Her inner-suburban living room contains couches and cat baskets; an old Sony television with an Xbox under it; tea cups, a computer and stacks of DVDs. At last count, she was Movie Mistake’s No. 2contributor, behind someone called “Hamster” with 4,413.

“Sure, a movie can have mistakes,” she said, curled up on her couch one morning. “People are imperfect. But sometimes it’s just one after the other after the other. It smacks of not caring. These things should not be blatant on the screen.” Ms. Rosen suppressed a cough. “So I look,” she said. “I look at everything.”

All movie sets have nitpickers. They were “script girls,” early on. Now they’re “script supervisors.”

They ward off wobbles that make movies less believable. But the Internet has stirred up a nest of similarly obsessed volunteers. They nitpick the nitpickers.

Jon Sandys, 31, founder of Movie Mistakes, posted a few gems on the Web in 1996 and asked people to send more. Now he lists 85,000, among them the Cessna in “Terminator 3” marked “N3035C” on the ground and “N3973F” in the air.

At IMDb, his huge rival, “goofs” rank in the top pages viewed by 57 million monthly visitors. “It’s smart people making connections,” says Keith Simanton, the site’s editor.

Clicking the names of script supervisors leads to lists of every mistake reported for every movie they’ve ever worked on. “They think they see things nobody else sees—it makes them feel clever,” says Sharon Watt, 32, a script supervisor in New York. “I can explain every one of my mistakes.”

Like this one: In “Precious,” a 2010 Oscar winner, Gabourey Sidibe steals some fried chicken and runs from a restaurant leaving her notebook behind. In the next scene, she has a notebook again.

In the script, someone gives her a new notebook. The moment was filmed exactly in keeping with the script. “We shot it,” says Ms. Watt. But disharmony arose in the production. Ms. Watt left. Three script supervisors succeeded her. In the final cut, the moment when Precious gets a new notebook is gone.

“The one person you don’t want to change on a shoot is the script supervisor,” Ms. Watt says. “A movie is like a jigsaw puzzle, and you’re the only one who has the cover of the box.”

Script supervisors keep thick logs of props, locations and costumes. Scenes aren’t shot in order. A bruise might have to look old in the morning and fresh in the afternoon. Actors ought to sync the same words with the same actions in each take. The idea is to give an editor film that can be spliced into a coherent whole.

Yet when a collar button is missing in an actor’s finest performance, an editor will usually forget the button and go for the performance.

“We’re not assuming that people who watch DVDs will keep going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth,” says Michael Taylor, a New York script supervisor turned editor.

Mr. Taylor hasn’t met Rikki Rosen—who was in her living room, feeding “Jaws” into her Xbox. The credits fade to a close up of a boy at a beach party. Behind him is a guy in a long-sleeve shirt. In the next shot, the sleeves are short.

Ms. Rosen hit the pause button and said, “See!”

“Jaws” was scarily flawless when she saw it as a teenager in Brooklyn. “I didn’t go swimming all summer,” Ms. Rosen says. Eleven years ago, she moved to St. Louis, where her husband is a salesman and she illustrates school materials. Her three growing sons watched a “Jaws” DVD over and over, and so did she.

The more she watched, the more mistakes jumped out—156 to be exact—and the worst of them are those yellow barrels the shark yanks off Quint’s boat in the final petrifying sequence:

“Look—two barrels on deck,” Ms. Rosen said, stopping the action and starting it again. “But here—three. Now two on the boat, three in water. Three on the boat, two in the water.”

The more mistakes she saw, the less scary “Jaws” became. Ms. Rosen calls that realization “cathartic.” When she isn’t watching horror movies, Ms. Rosen tries to keep her disbelief suspended. But sloppy moviemakers, in her opinion, won’t let her.

“Certain people have to do a better job,” she said, sipping tea. “One of my sons said to me, ‘Ma, you should be one of these people. You have this eye.’ ”

To prove it, she teed up “Some Like It Hot,” the all-time-great comedy with 51 IMDb goofs. Ms. Rosen had seen it once, years ago.

Instantly, she caught the broken (then unbroken) hearse window and the oddly leaky coffin. She got the rearranged beach chairs, and Marilyn Monroe’s disappearing bra strap.

But when the girls in the band run across the sand for a swim, Ms. Rosen missed the mountainous backdrop, which reveals that the movie was shot in California, not Florida. “I wasn’t looking,” she said, letting out a laugh. “I got carried away with the story.”

Well, nobody’s perfect.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Where The Wild Things Are



If quirky was a style of writing, I'd love to be a master of it. Some of my stories, such as "The Glow," can be described as such. In others ("Tuna Sandwiches") a main character (Pepper) provides the quirkiness. I've never read the book, but I plan on doing so now. Memorable quote from the movie: "You're the first king we haven't eaten."
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Story and pictures by Maurice Sendak

The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind
and another
his mother called him "WILD THING!"
and Max said "I'LL EAR YOU UP!"
so he went to bed without eating anything.
That very night in Max's room a forest grew
and grew—
and grew until his ceiling hung with vines
and the walls became the world all around
and an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for Max
and he sailed off through night and day
and in and out of weeks
and almost over a year
to where the wild things are.
And when he came to the place where the wild things are
they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth
and rolled their terrible eyes and show their terrible claws
till Max said "BE STILL!"
and tamed them with the magic trick
of staring into their yellow eyes without blinking once
and they were frightened and called him the most wild thing of all
and made him king of all wild things.
"And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"

"Now stop!" Max said and sent the wild things off to bed
without their supper. And Max the king of all wild things was lonely
and wanted to be where someone loved him best of all.
Then all around from far away across the world
he smelled good things to eat
so he gave up being king of where the wild things are.
But the wild things cried, "Oh please don't go—
we'll eat you up—we love you so!"
And Max said, "No!"
The wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth
and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws
but Max stepped into his private boat and waved good-bye
and sailed back over a year
and in and out of weeks
and through a day
and into the night of his very own room
where he found his supper waiting for him
and it was still hot.
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How long did it take you to read the above? 45 seconds?
111-page screenplay by Spike Jonze and Dave Eggers
DVD is approximately 101 minutes

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Affect vs Effect



No, I can never remember either, so I stole this info from someone else's post on the Internet:

Affect
In order to understand the correct situation in which to use the word affect or effect, the first thing one must do is have a clear understanding of what each word means. According to yourDictionary.com, the word Affect means:

1. To have an influence on or effect a change in: Inflation affects the buying power of the dollar.
2.To act on the emotions of; touch or move.
3.To attack or infect, as a disease: Rheumatic fever can affect the heart.

Effect
The word effect has a different meaning. Here is the meaning according to yourDictionary.com:

1.Something brought about by a cause or agent; a result.
2.The power to produce an outcome or achieve a result; influence: The drug had an immediate effect on the pain. The government's action had no effect on the trade imbalance.
3.A scientific law, hypothesis, or phenomenon: the photovoltaic effect.
4.Advantage; avail: used her words to great effect in influencing the jury.
5.The condition of being in full force or execution: a new regulation that goes into effect tomorrow.
6.Something that produces a specific impression or supports a general design or intention: The lighting effects emphasized the harsh atmosphere of the drama.
7.A particular impression: large windows that gave an effect of spaciousness.
8.Production of a desired impression: spent lavishly on dinner just for effect.
9.The basic or general meaning; import: He said he was greatly worried, or words to that effect.

Grammar Rules for Affect and Effect
Now that we have the two definitions, how do we know which word to use? Here are a few suggestions to keep in mind:

1. If you are talking about a result, then use the word "effect."
•Example: What effect did the loss have on the team?

2. It is appropriate to use the word "effect" if one of these words is used immediately before the word: into, no, take, the, any, an, or and.
•Example: The prescribed medication had no effect on the patient's symptoms.
•Example: In analyzing a situation, it is important to take the concepts of cause and effect into consideration.

3. If you want to describe something that was caused or brought about, the right word to use is effect.
•Example: The new manager effected some positive changes in the office. (This means that the new manager caused some positive changes to take place in the office.)

4. Affect can be used as a noun to describe facial expression.
•Example: The young man with schizophrenia had a flat affect.
•Example: The woman took the news of her husband's sudden death with little affect.

5. Affect can also be used as a verb. Use it when trying to describe influencing someone or something rather than causing it.
•Example: How does the crime rate affect hiring levels by local police forces?
•Example: The weather conditions will affect the number of people who come to the county fair this year.

OK, OK, OK. Try this:
RAVEN
RememberAffectVerbEffectNoun

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Hostel Behavior


Parle vous Francais? Sorry to hear about that.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Tuna Sandwiches


The story is not quite what you think it might be about.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Mary Derryberry


Mary Derryberry hated her name but loved her job. She worked here.

Playmates



It's a story about a four-year-old girl. That's all you need to know. Until you read it.